Dorks in Hats

So, thanks to coporate greed and shady, heartless assholes, Mervyn's is going out of business and we're all out of a job. So while these greedy fuckers live in their big houses and drive their fancy cars, the people who struggled to keep their stores running are left in the dust. Merry Freaking Christmas, Sun Capital, Cerberus, and whoever the hell you other worthless douchebags are. I hope your warm beds help you get a good night's sleep. The rest of us will be struggling to find other jobs so we can survive.

As much as I've complained about Mervyn's in the past, after two and a half years, the people there have become like a second family to me. The thought of not being able to see them every day leaves me angry and depressed. Even the air in the store feels different now. There's a weight to it that wasn't there before. So we have to do what we can to keep our spirits up.

To that end, I present Dorks in Hats. Last night Ericka, Trina and I passed our break time by posing in High School Musical beenies and straw cowboy hats. Good times.

Jimmy Kimmel/Ben Affleck

Okay, this has to be one of the freaking funniest things I've ever seen in my life.